Ingredients:

Makes 10,000 cookies

• 112 lbs Chocolate Chips
• 165 lbs flour
• 500 eggs
• 100 lbs granulated sugar
• 87 lbs shortening
• 75 lbs brown sugar
• 12 lbs butter
• 3 lbs salt (sea salt, natch)
• 3 cups vanilla extract
• 1 qt water
• 1.5 lbs baking soda

Procedure:

1. Secure an Iowa Class battleship. If the cook is aboard, abandon this plan posthaste. 
2. ALTERNATIVE: Secure Essex Class Aircraft Carrier, or if using French chocolate chips, a DeGaul Class. For Arc Royal Class vessels, halve recipe. 
3. Using several Hobart mixers, combine flour, eggs, sugar, shortening, butter, salt, baking soda in batches, adding water as needed. 
4. add vanilla extract
5. add chips
6. bake for 10-13 minutes at 350 degrees, OR, spread dough around primary cannon batteries, fire 1 or two salvos and check with toothpick.
7. Invade Panama.
8. Serve cookies at victory celebration, OR use cookies to bribe reserve forces when they counter your incursion.